You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize