Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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