is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Randomize
