with your own penis?
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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