sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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