I wish I could punch you in the face.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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