His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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