'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Randomize
