she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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