the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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