what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
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