I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
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