its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Also, beer. Big fan.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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