My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
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