Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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