Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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