For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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