i barfeds in our rink
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Randomize
