belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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