i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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