You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
