try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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