I want to stick my p in your. b.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
handjob tips. give me some.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
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