Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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