is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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