i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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