Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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