I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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