Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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