Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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