He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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