it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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