i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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