I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Randomize