just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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