he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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