I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize