The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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