Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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