I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
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