Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Randomize
