People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Randomize
