I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Randomize
