yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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