With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
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