these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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