KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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