Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Damn victory sex feels great
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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