just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I want to have your abortion
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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