What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Randomize
