My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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