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After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
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