oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
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