i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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