hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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