I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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